his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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