Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
