The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
What a dumb baby whore.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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