OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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