I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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