Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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