Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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