Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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