just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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