in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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