Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Randomize
