"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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