Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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