Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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