brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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