I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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