I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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