im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wish i was in the wii world.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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