I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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