We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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