It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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