I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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