I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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