well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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