I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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