Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize