It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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