Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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