So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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