hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Vodka?
Forever.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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