"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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