btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Randomize
