Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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