Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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