I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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