i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Boobs are out for the taking
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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