I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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