Why are handjobs necessary in class?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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