Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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