Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
