There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
