Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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