I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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