Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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