Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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