I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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