Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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