tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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