When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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