im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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