A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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