Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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