their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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