none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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