She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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