yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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